Welcome to

Celebrity Car Rentals

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We are here to service a fake demographic that want to ball out like a rich person but don't have the funds to do so. Since 93 until infinity, we've been providing our overpriced vehicles to our clients in hopes that they'll pay us more than what a lease is worth for our overused and overvalued vehicles.


If you would like to pretend to be a baller like our clients, please sign up now to get the best rates we can pull out of our ass. Thank you and we hope you will be a member of the Celebrity Car Rentals family until that draft day check or album advance runs dry.


Our Services

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Driving

We drive people places. Like seriously, we'll drive you somewhere if you really need it. Where do you need to go bro?

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Delivery

Man, we Deliver mad shit to people everyday kid, word is bond, we deliver shit for real son. Check these joints out.

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Renting

This is how we make that bread and butter. We rent them shits out, take the profit and buy new whips to rent back on man.

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Transferring

Hey, I heard you like to be transferred! Well we have added some transfer to your transfer so that you could transfer in style!

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Video Shoots

Just because you say you have money doesn't mean you have enough to waste on some foolishness like a Masarati! I got you!

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Pimpin Rides

We'll add a useless spoiler, some chrome spinning rims and a PS2 in your dash, just so you can say you have them!

Our Fleet

Hyper Cars

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Super Cars

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Armored Cars

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Low-Riders

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Need To Ball Out?

Here is your chance to:

  • Live like a baller!
  • Rent stuff you know you won't own.
  • Help you talk to the ladies for one night.
  • Make people think you're important.
  • Waste a lot of freaking money.


You can do it all with our App (Short for application!)

Application

Corporate Offices

Beverly Hills, CA
90210
US
310-555-5555
GetMoney@CCR.com

Lease to Own Center

San Francisco, CA
ZIP Code
US
1-800-555-5555
SquadGoals@CCR.com

Mobile App


Support

DontCall@CCR.com
NoAnswer@CCR.com

Support Line: 1-800-000-0000
Long Distance: 1-800-000-0001